The Perfect Vehicle for Manila Traffic?
One of the best things about living in Vancouver is that you don't really need a car to get by, due to the very efficient public transportation system. We have the bus, skytrain and seabus, which generally operate like clockwork and are usually on time. Zexiv, Puff, and I have actually been able to explore many of the parks around the city and travel as far as Victoria and Bowen Island without once getting behind the wheel. Planning a route is really very simple as all you need to do is check the website of Translink and enter your point of origin and destination and it tells you where and what time to catch your bus (or other type of public trasport), where you have to transfer, how long it will take and the walking distance involved.
Not so in the home country, where public transportation is not that developed (electric powered rail transport is still very limited in reach and most of the routes are being plied by smoke belching buses and jeepneys) and having a car is a necessity especially if your work involves frequent travel. Unfortunately driving there is a very harrowing and stressful experience likely to put a couple of early grays in your hair. Aside from the monstrous traffic jams one encounters frequently in many of the urban areas, undisciplined drivers seem to rule the roads. It is not uncommon to see drivers creating multiple lanes out of say one or two, disregarding lane lines completely, and driving on the opposite side of the road, forcing incoming cars off to the side. Speed limits seem to be non-existent as well and you have buses trying to push their way through, and create openings in traffic, in order to pick up more passengers. Zexiv told me of one instance where he was driving along the main thoroughfare and saw a few bolts or nuts suddenly come bouncing down the road towards him followed shortly by a rolling tire that had become detached from its car. It seemed all so surreal and he felt like he was inside the old video game Spyhunter trying to dodge all these road hazards. It is a small wonder that there are not more vehicular accidents but I guess it is because people have also learned to drive very defensively.
Zexiv and I found this video on YouTube a while ago and thought it had some interesting possibilities. We had a good laugh imagining how we would market the product ... we thought of maybe calling the company Sherman Motors, having the tanks available in different color options, and attractive saleswomen dressed up in military fatigues pitching it in the Sherman dealership. Its slogan could be something like "Driving is a pleasure when you are king of the road". It would just need a few minor improvements like maybe some airconditioning and a good sound system. Traffic, rude drivers and even parking would no longer be a problem :) ...
But then I guess if everyone had a Sherman then we would be back to square one.
Don't take this seriously! ...







