A Page from Zexiv's Past: Peppermint Puppet Theatre
As a child, Capt. Zexiv was a bit something out of the ordinary. He never took very well to sports, preferring instead quiet, solitary, introspective, and imaginative activities. This was a bit unusual at the time as almost everyone in the family seemed to be a natural born athlete. Zexiv's parents were both ranked class "A" players in the club tennis ladder and this interest and skill had been passed down with varying degrees of success among Zexiv's siblings, while older brother Inverbras and younger sister Crazy Lady in the Apple were both very strong competitive swimmers. Zexiv, on the other hand, was probably the worst athlete in the family. He recalls quitting summer judo lessons as a child after only a handful of sessions, explaining to his parents that "it just gives me a headache" (the falling, that is). He wasn't much of a swimmer either; in fact Inverbras observed with amusement many years later, while watching him do a lap or two in preparation for the swimming requirement of his open water scuba class, that he still looked like he was "drowning" (fortunately for Zexiv there exists a simple stroke called the backstroke and it was this stroke that he used to pass this requirement). He was slightly better in tennis and to his credit could at least hit the ball, but could never manage to control his swings, amusing the trainers and ballboys instead with frequent outbursts of frustration, whenever his balls would go over the walls. Clearly, sports and the captain were not meant for each other.
So, while Zexiv's parents played match after match and edged their way up the club rankings and Inverbras and Crazy Lady in the Apple represented their teams in competitions in Clark, Subic, and Hong Kong, and won dozens of medals, the captain kept himself busy reading book after book, playing with his GI Joe, his toy soldiers, blocks, matchboxes, and magnifying glass, taking guitar lessons, climbing trees, and riding his bike. He also tried his hand writing very, very short stories, coming up with "The Fantastic Submarine", "Fritz and the Three Wishes", and "I was a Fool in School". At school he hung around for many years with a close group of similarly minded friends, known as The Chum Family (please refer to earlier post). It was not surprising that Zexiv's parents were understandably concerned about this sickly, unathletic, quiet, and skinny kid and tried their best to get him interested in school sports but they needn't have worried as the Zexiv was enjoying himself immensely. In addition to the above interests, one particular activity which Zexiv has very fond memories of and which kept him pretty occupied during those years was playing with his large collection of hand puppets, which later became known to Zexiv and a few of his siblings as "Peppermint Puppet Theatre".
Capt. Zexiv doesn't remember exactly how and when he became interested in puppets. It could have been all the Sesame Street episodes he and his siblings used to watch when they were small. There weren't too many educational shows a child could watch in those days and Sesame Street was probably the best one then (of course the captain did manage to catch more than a few episodes of "Combat!", "Land of the Giants", and "Time Tunnel", as kids were not really restricted too much during those days; he considers these highly educational and entertaining as well). These were the days before the Muppet Show and Electric Company and the newer Sesame Street characters like Mr. Snuffaluffagus and Elmo. Zexiv remembers his puppet collection starting with three dwarf dolls his mother or father had purchased, which Zexiv's mother then converted into hand puppets by snipping off the heads and sewing on colorful puppet bodies (Zexiv's mother was and is still handy with scissors, thread, a pattern, and a sewing machine, having worked for a famous dressmaker during her younger years in New York) made of cloth, with openings for the hands and heads, into them. These came out quite well and Zexiv remembers naming two of the three dwarf puppets Otto and Franz.
The dwarf puppets provided many hours of amusement for Zexiv, and gradually, over the next few years, more puppets were added to the collection. An uncle gave Zexiv a monkey puppet - he believes this now to have been a Steiff - which quickly became his favorite. The monkey's name was Fritz and he had a rough furry brown body and head, mischievious glass eyes, and a cheerful expression. Zexiv specifically wrote "Fritz and the Three Wishes" during this time, for the monkey and the first three dwarf puppets and was proud to use it for a story writing assignment in school. Zexiv's father would also bring him home as gifts puppets from his business trips abroad, one time surprising the captain with a European hunter puppet - this particular one had a plastic green hat and face with a red beard and mustache and green and white clothes - which Zexiv promptly named "Hubert" (probably because the name sounded exotic to him at the time). Probably some of the most interesting ones came from a trip later on of Zexiv's mother to Europe. From this trip, among the gifts the captain received were a very realistic and grimy looking chimney sweep with a black top hat and a very scary looking devil with a fierce, beet-red face, white horns, and lifelike curly black hair. Other puppets were added as well until they eventually filled a fruit or canned goods box. The captain remembers bringing them out to play and putting on spontaneous puppet performances for his sisters and friends behind this long wooden table near the living room. For Zexiv, it was like a whole new magical world had been created, full of fascinating and exotic characters and creatures from different places and times and this provided an ideal outlet for his overactive imagination. It was sometime during those years that the captain came up with the name Peppermint Puppet Theatre. The captain cannot remember exactly how that name came about but thinks it might have had something to do with Christmas, as this is when Zexiv's mother would hang little candy canes on the Christmas tree. It was a collection Capt. Zexiv was truly proud and took good care of, meticulously returning each puppet to the box after every performance and storing them on a safe high shelf in his closet.
Sadly, we all move on and develop more "grown-up" interests as we grow older and this happened to Capt. Zexiv as well. The puppets were taken out of their box and played with less and less, as the captain discovered other toys such as GI Joes, air guns, and model planes. He had not forgotten his puppet collection entirely though and remembers feeling quite bad when he discovered one day that Fritz had lost a glass eye (this was fixed by Zexiv's mother, who found a similar looking substitute somewhere and sewed it back on ). On the rare times Zexiv took the puppets out of the box, it seemed to the him that Fritz now looked at him mournfully, as if remembering his little friend who used to spend countless hours directing his performances, who seemed to have suddenly outgrown him for a new bicycle and guitar. More years went by, the captain entered high school and gradually forgot about his valuable collection in the fruit or canned goods box stored in highest shelf in his closet. The captain became occupied with other hobbies and interests, discovering the Beatles, weight training, and girls, and like many young people his age, became obsessed with finding himself, being accepted by his peers, and growing up as fast as he could. Zexiv remembers how as a child at family gatherings he used to observe the adult relatives interacting in a separate long table, engaged in grown-up conversation and wonder how they could possibly be having fun, when they couldn't play with toys, like the young ones, and yet being fascinated with that seemingly far off world of adulthood and wanting desperately to be their age and be able to do anything and everything. However, growing up is a proces that takes place so slowly that you never actually notice it happening until one day when you look in the mirror and realize that you are not a kid anymore; but you also discover then that adults never actually stop playing with toys but replace them with more grown-up versions of them, such as cars, guns, stereos, and cameras.
Capt. Zexiv doesn't remember exactly when it happened but he was already well into adulthood when he learned from his mother that she had given away a large number of old toys of his and his siblings. One of them was that now forgotten dusty box of puppets from his closet. He remembers not being particularly concerned at that time, being occupied with so many other seemingly more practical matters. There are times though when rummaging through the back of a closet or a drawer, we discover an old notebook or toy from childhood, and become instantly nolstalgic for the past. It is like discovering lost treasure and we start looking for more. It was during one of those times that the captain realized what he had lost. He wonders to this day if Fritz, Franz, Otto, and Hubert are still in one piece, opening up new magical worlds and providing entertainment for some solitary and imaginative child somewhere. At times like these the thought of building a new puppet collection does cross his mind but then he realizes it will never be the same - there will never be another Peppermint Puppet Theatre ...

















